ISIS Responds to the Coronavirus

Late last night, the official Public Relations officer at ISIS, Adnan Thu-l-Miqdaad, announced that ISIS will be suspending all public beheadings and will restrict viewing to high-level ISIS officers, minorities, and women. “It has been a tough week, with two infidels, an ISIS operative in Italy, and a Yazidi captive having contracted the Coronavirus,” issued the spokesman in a published and YouTube streamed statement. “We assure our allies and enemies alike, we are taking severe measures to prevent the spread of the virus within all our camp hideouts in Syria, Iraq, Libya, and other undisclosed locati..